So, I'm sure the title of this post has captivated you and you're dying to hear more...
Well, I happen to live across the street from a motel. It's a very odd place in my opinion for a motel... in the middle of a residential neighborhood. I have never been inside the motel, but I see a family who either lives there or owns it, or both. They have a couple kids who are always outside and they keep the grass cut. Other than that I no nothing about the business that is across the street from my place of residence.
I think at one point my husband walked over there to ask what they're rates were and they said $40/night, which is super cheap! Leading me to my next assumption....
A few months back, my girlfriend and I spotted what looked to be a cross dressing hooker standing on the lawn outside the motel. There were no kids out that day thank God. This individual was in a skimpy dress, high heels and a choker around her/his adam's apple. This individual stood on the street for over an hour, waiting for who knows what.
I had never experienced this before at the motel and I haven't since, but I began to put all the pieces together. Here are all the clues why I think it's a Hooker motel:
1. Placement. It's in a rather disclosed location
2. Price. Motel 6 isn't even as cheap at $40/night
3. Advertising. The sign indicates A/C, HBO and ESPN. All these things are very attractive to male suitors. A/C because they're probably going to work up a sweat, HBO, because it has nudity and ESPN because men need to recover with some sports after they may or may not have contracted a disease from a call girl....
4. The last piece of evidence, the hooker. I am 99% sure that my friend and I spotted a legit hooker that day, and the other 3 clues confirm, that I in fact live next to a hooker motel.
Wanna come visit? Total Outfit Cost: $91.95
Estimated Retail: $224.97
Estimated Retail: $224.97

{jeans}
brand: Denim Blvd.
purchase price: $17.99
purchased from: Windsor
estimated retail:$17.99

{denim shirt}
brand: Mudd
purchase price:$23.00
purchased from: Kohl's
estimated retail:$40.00
{necklace}
brand: unknown
purchase price: $1.99
purchased from:eBay
estimated retail:unknown

{handbag}
brand: KDNY
purchase price:$4.00
purchased from: Plato's Closet
estimated retail: $95.00
{ring}
brand: Mossimo
purchase price:$5.99
purchased from:The Goodwill
estimated retail:$14.99
{bracelet}
brand: unknown
purchase price: $3.99
purchased from:The Goodwill
estimated retail: unknown

{wedges}
brand: Brash
purchase price:$34.99
purchased from:Payless Shoes
estimated retail:$34.99
{Link Ups}
brand: Brash
purchase price:$34.99
purchased from:Payless Shoes
estimated retail:$34.99
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AHahaha! That's terrible!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE this outfit though, and that bag... I'm picky when it comes to bags, but I LOVE this one!!
You are too funny! Great story... oh, and I hope you are wrong. Perhaps it is just an odd location and a super cheap night's stay?
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at least the TV is a color TV! movin' on up! I am seriously dying at this story!
ReplyDeleteI love those shoes, I want them, in ever color ever!
Haha that is hilarious! And don't feel bad, I've seen hookers at the building next door to me and it's not a motel.
ReplyDeleteYour bag is soo cute...I can't believe it was 4 bucks!!
-Sharon
The Tiny Heart
I am loving this outfit! And, WHAT?! haha I can't believe that! Crazy that is just right across the street from you, yuck!
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Loving the mix of bright colors!
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Terry
http://terrys-two-cents.blogspot.com
haha pretty funny story! I think you may be right! Love this look and those shoes are absolutely amazing!
ReplyDeleteKal
www.kalleemae.blogspot.com
haha that cracked me up!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE those wedges!!
Helene in Between
I am loving those wedges, so bright and beautiful! And your handbag is adorable :)
ReplyDeleteLove the outfit! ;) But, probably won't be coming to visit. :) Sounds creepy. And weird. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL...we have a few sketchy motels in town too but none across the street. LOVE your cobalt blue wedges!
ReplyDeleteI love the denim on denim look and the heels are perfect!
ReplyDeletexo Jayne from http://somuchfashionsolittlespace.blogspot.com
Oh my gosh! The story is hilarious, but if it is a hooker hotel, I feel sorry you have to live so close! Love your purse, that is one fab bag!
ReplyDeleteLove the outfit. The shoes really make it!
ReplyDeleteLoveeeeee the shoes! So cute!
ReplyDeleteCarly
www.lipglossandcrayons.com
funny story i love it! cute outfit too :)
ReplyDeleteChioma
C's Evolution of Style
Hahaha OMG your story is amaaazing. I'm dying laughing! All signs point to: Hooker Motel, for sure. Annnnd of course, your outfit is so cute, too!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Wednesday! :)
xo
Haha thats too funny! But I like your outfit :)
ReplyDeleteDiana
www.picturesand1000words.blogspot.com
I enjoyed reading your post =))
ReplyDeleteAlso, I love our shopping finds!
Saying hi from WIWW and following your blog now
Tey
http://www.freeteyme.com
This is hilarious, and a very entertaining story! Maybe you could get a street style shot of the "ladies of the night"? I love your jeans and still need to get some in that shade!
ReplyDeleteNewest follower here! I found you through the Tuesday blog hop! Cute blog, I can’t wait to read more!
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this is hilarious!! seriously though....if they let you rent by the hour its sooo a hooker motel, we have a few in the sketchy neighboorhoods around me! so funny .
ReplyDeleteOn another note I am in love with your pants!! i want red pants soooo bad :)
We definitely couldn't go thrifting together. I think we'd be fighting over things.... Like that purse. Yepp girl fight in the goodwill! Haha!
ReplyDeleteBut this is hilarious that you live by a hooker motel.. And kinda scary!
<3 Danielle
Goodwillista.blogspot.com
hahhaa! This is hilarious!! MY neighbors are very suspicious! We just moved in 6 months ago and still trying to settle in, but there's too much going on it's tough keeping the blinds open without feeling like someones creepin' lol
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-jesika
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This is hilarious! Kind of hard to believe you've only seen one tranny/hooker. If not for him/her, I'd assume it was a drug front/money laundering business!
ReplyDeleteRachel
How Bout Some Cake?
OMGOSH! i LOVE LOVE LOVE your fit!
ReplyDeleteit's simple, cute and looks so comfy!
course those wedges are the best
but i love your denim top and those pants!
happy friday!
Redheaded Daybook
You look adorable! Love the wedges. Thanks for linking up! Kori xoxo
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love that bag! So cute! And gotta love the hooker motel although maybe not in your neighborhood!
ReplyDeletethat's funny! i love your outfit!! ADORABLE!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha I love your sleuthing! Sounds like a hooker motel to me, watch out! Oh, I love how they mention that they have a TV on the sign...
ReplyDeleteJulia
Love this whole look! The chambray shirt is perfect
ReplyDeleteXo, Rachel
Glitzy Blues
that necklace is really great
ReplyDeletexo Jackie
...livingaftermidnite