Hooker Motel

Monday, October 22, 2012

So, I'm sure the title of this post has captivated you and you're dying to hear more...

Well, I happen to live across the street from a motel. It's a very odd place in my opinion for a motel... in the middle of a residential neighborhood. I have never been inside the motel, but I see a family who either lives there or owns it, or both. They have a couple kids who are always outside and they keep the grass cut. Other than that I no nothing about the business that is across the street from my place of residence.

I think at one point my husband walked over there to ask what they're rates were and they said $40/night, which is super cheap! Leading me to my next assumption....

A few months back, my girlfriend and I spotted what looked to be a cross dressing hooker standing on the lawn outside the motel. There were no kids out that day thank God. This individual was in a skimpy dress, high heels and a choker around her/his adam's apple. This individual stood on the street for over an hour, waiting for who knows what.

I had never experienced this before at the motel and I haven't since, but I began to put all the pieces together. Here are all the clues why I think it's a Hooker motel:
1. Placement. It's in a rather disclosed location
2. Price. Motel 6 isn't even as cheap at $40/night
3. Advertising. The sign indicates  A/C, HBO and ESPN. All these things are very attractive to male suitors. A/C because they're probably going to work up a sweat, HBO, because it has nudity and ESPN because men need to recover with some sports after they may or may not have contracted a disease from a call girl....

4. The last piece of evidence, the hooker. I am 99% sure that my friend and I spotted a legit hooker that day, and the other 3 clues confirm, that I in fact live next to a hooker motel.

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