Hooker Motel

Monday, October 22, 2012

So, I'm sure the title of this post has captivated you and you're dying to hear more...

Well, I happen to live across the street from a motel. It's a very odd place in my opinion for a motel... in the middle of a residential neighborhood. I have never been inside the motel, but I see a family who either lives there or owns it, or both. They have a couple kids who are always outside and they keep the grass cut. Other than that I no nothing about the business that is across the street from my place of residence.

I think at one point my husband walked over there to ask what they're rates were and they said $40/night, which is super cheap! Leading me to my next assumption....

A few months back, my girlfriend and I spotted what looked to be a cross dressing hooker standing on the lawn outside the motel. There were no kids out that day thank God. This individual was in a skimpy dress, high heels and a choker around her/his adam's apple. This individual stood on the street for over an hour, waiting for who knows what.

I had never experienced this before at the motel and I haven't since, but I began to put all the pieces together. Here are all the clues why I think it's a Hooker motel:
1. Placement. It's in a rather disclosed location
2. Price. Motel 6 isn't even as cheap at $40/night
3. Advertising. The sign indicates  A/C, HBO and ESPN. All these things are very attractive to male suitors. A/C because they're probably going to work up a sweat, HBO, because it has nudity and ESPN because men need to recover with some sports after they may or may not have contracted a disease from a call girl....

4. The last piece of evidence, the hooker. I am 99% sure that my friend and I spotted a legit hooker that day, and the other 3 clues confirm, that I in fact live next to a hooker motel.

Wanna come visit? Total Outfit Cost: $91.95
Estimated Retail: $224.97


{jeans}
brand: Denim Blvd.
purchase price: $17.99
purchased from: Windsor
estimated retail:$17.99



{denim shirt}
brand: Mudd
purchase price:$23.00
purchased from: Kohl's
estimated retail:$40.00


{necklace}
brand: unknown
purchase price: $1.99
purchased from:eBay
estimated retail:unknown



{handbag}
brand: KDNY
purchase price:$4.00
purchased from: Plato's Closet
estimated retail: $95.00



{ring}
brand: Mossimo
purchase price:$5.99
purchased from:The Goodwill
estimated retail:$14.99


{bracelet}
brand: unknown
purchase price: $3.99
purchased from:The Goodwill
estimated retail: unknown


{wedges}
brand: Brash
purchase price:$34.99
purchased from:Payless Shoes
estimated retail:$34.99


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33 comments :

Gentri said...

AHahaha! That's terrible!!
LOVE this outfit though, and that bag... I'm picky when it comes to bags, but I LOVE this one!!

The_Leather_Skirt_Blog said...

You are too funny! Great story... oh, and I hope you are wrong. Perhaps it is just an odd location and a super cheap night's stay?

http://theleatherskirt.blogspot.com/

Hallie @ Life:Oceanside said...

at least the TV is a color TV! movin' on up! I am seriously dying at this story!

I love those shoes, I want them, in ever color ever!

TheTinyHeart said...

Haha that is hilarious! And don't feel bad, I've seen hookers at the building next door to me and it's not a motel.

Your bag is soo cute...I can't believe it was 4 bucks!!

-Sharon
The Tiny Heart

SarahJane Miller said...

I am loving this outfit! And, WHAT?! haha I can't believe that! Crazy that is just right across the street from you, yuck!

http://sjdmiller.blogspot.com

Terry S said...

Loving the mix of bright colors!

xo,
Terry

http://terrys-two-cents.blogspot.com

Kallee Mae said...

haha pretty funny story! I think you may be right! Love this look and those shoes are absolutely amazing!

Kal
www.kalleemae.blogspot.com

Helene said...

haha that cracked me up!!
LOVE those wedges!!

Helene in Between

Rachel Lynne said...

I am loving those wedges, so bright and beautiful! And your handbag is adorable :)

CC said...

Love the outfit! ;) But, probably won't be coming to visit. :) Sounds creepy. And weird. ;)

Shabby, Chic, & Cheap said...

LOL...we have a few sketchy motels in town too but none across the street. LOVE your cobalt blue wedges!

Jayne Wilson said...

I love the denim on denim look and the heels are perfect!

xo Jayne from http://somuchfashionsolittlespace.blogspot.com

Style Journey said...

Oh my gosh! The story is hilarious, but if it is a hooker hotel, I feel sorry you have to live so close! Love your purse, that is one fab bag!

Brandi @ The Pink Polka Dot Blog said...

Love the outfit. The shoes really make it!

Carly said...

Loveeeeee the shoes! So cute!

Carly
www.lipglossandcrayons.com

Chioma said...

funny story i love it! cute outfit too :)

Chioma
C's Evolution of Style

Katie Did What said...

Hahaha OMG your story is amaaazing. I'm dying laughing! All signs point to: Hooker Motel, for sure. Annnnd of course, your outfit is so cute, too!!

Happy Wednesday! :)

xo

Diana Mathias said...

Haha thats too funny! But I like your outfit :)

Diana
www.picturesand1000words.blogspot.com

Tey VJ said...

I enjoyed reading your post =))
Also, I love our shopping finds!
Saying hi from WIWW and following your blog now

Tey
http://www.freeteyme.com

The Key To Chic said...

This is hilarious, and a very entertaining story! Maybe you could get a street style shot of the "ladies of the night"? I love your jeans and still need to get some in that shade!

meandmr.com said...

Newest follower here! I found you through the Tuesday blog hop! Cute blog, I can’t wait to read more!
-meandmr.com

Carisa said...

this is hilarious!! seriously though....if they let you rent by the hour its sooo a hooker motel, we have a few in the sketchy neighboorhoods around me! so funny .

On another note I am in love with your pants!! i want red pants soooo bad :)

Danielle Smiley said...

We definitely couldn't go thrifting together. I think we'd be fighting over things.... Like that purse. Yepp girl fight in the goodwill! Haha!
But this is hilarious that you live by a hooker motel.. And kinda scary!

<3 Danielle

Goodwillista.blogspot.com

jesika said...

hahhaa! This is hilarious!! MY neighbors are very suspicious! We just moved in 6 months ago and still trying to settle in, but there's too much going on it's tough keeping the blinds open without feeling like someones creepin' lol
Thanks for liking up with Thursday's blog hop!
-jesika

Dolce Virginia said...

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Rachel said...

This is hilarious! Kind of hard to believe you've only seen one tranny/hooker. If not for him/her, I'd assume it was a drug front/money laundering business!

Rachel
How Bout Some Cake?

Redheaded Daybook said...

OMGOSH! i LOVE LOVE LOVE your fit!
it's simple, cute and looks so comfy!
course those wedges are the best
but i love your denim top and those pants!

happy friday!

Redheaded Daybook

Kori said...

You look adorable! Love the wedges. Thanks for linking up! Kori xoxo

Lindsay said...

I absolutely love that bag! So cute! And gotta love the hooker motel although maybe not in your neighborhood!

Katie said...

that's funny! i love your outfit!! ADORABLE!!!

Julia said...

Hahaha I love your sleuthing! Sounds like a hooker motel to me, watch out! Oh, I love how they mention that they have a TV on the sign...

Julia

Anonymous said...

Love this whole look! The chambray shirt is perfect

Xo, Rachel
Glitzy Blues

Jacquelyn Giardina said...

that necklace is really great

xo Jackie
...livingaftermidnite